Tuesday, September 04, 2007

new dog-toy-or-marital-aid spinoff: electronic part or prophylactic?

last week at work, i was putting together a purchase order and ran across this description:

STRAIGHT MALE CORD CONNECTORS
-Available in machined aluminum or corrosion-resistant nylon
-Color-coded Gotcha ® ring offers liquidtight performance and pull-out protection


i know i know...i'm really immature. but without the freedom to do things like this, i have to find other ways to amuse myself in the office...like laughing at suggestive sounding product descriptions. other than that, my excitement for the week has included trying to eavesdrop on conversations going on in the next office, watching the activity at the junkyard out my window and noticing that the woman on the side of the Peachtree software box resembles charisma carpenter. also, there's a map of the world above my desk, so when my supervisor is at lunch, i can brush up on my geography. my BA is being put to such good use.

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