We'll start with some obvious ones:
1. Goodnight to each of the objects in the great green room: goodnight chairs, goodnight comb, goodnight air.
2. A puppy who is always late coming home one night finds there is no dessert for him.
3. Follows the progress of a hungry little caterpillar as he eats his way through a varied and very large quantity of food until, full at last, he forms a cocoon around himself and goes to sleep. Die-cut pages illustrate what the caterpillar ate on successive days.
Got the idea? Ok, let's get slightly more obscure:
4. Hippopotamuses celebrate their belly buttons.
4. Hippopotamuses celebrate their belly buttons.
5. An alphabet rhyme/chant that relates what happens when the whole alphabet tries to climb a coconut tree.
6. A story-poem about the activities of such unusual animals as the Nook, Wump, Yink, Yop, Gack, and the Zeds.
7. On their way to the beach for a picnic the Pig family encounters almost every kind of transportation vehicle imaginable--and imaginary.
8. A lion, a dog, and a tiger balance apples on their heads.
9. Dinosaurs engage in such activities as sunbathing and creating art.
10. Mr. Brown is an expert at imitating all sorts of noises.
15. A pictorial vocabulary book with words grouped under common activities such as mealtime and basic concepts such as weather.
These next four are so entertaining lumped together:
11. Relating the cycle of requests a mouse is likely to make after you give him a cookie takes the reader through a young boy's day.
12. Chaos can ensue if you give a moose a muffin and start him on a cycle of urgent requests.
13. A series of increasingly far-fetched events might occur if someone were to give a cupcake to a cat.
14. One thing leads to another when you give a pig a pancake.
This last one is my absolute favorite, due to its severe seriousness:
Ok everyone, how'd you do? Post your scores in the comments.
Answers:
- Goodnight Moon
- The Poky Little Puppy
- The Very Hungry Caterpillar
- Belly Button Book
- Chicka Chicka Boom Boom
- One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish
- Cars and Trucks and Things That Go
- Ten Apples Up On Top
- Oh My Oh My Oh Dinosaurs
- Mr. Brown Can Moo, Can You?
- If You Give a Mouse a Cookie
- If You Give a Moose a Muffin
- If You Give a Cat a Cupcake
- If You Give a Pig a Pancake
- Richard Scarry's Best Word Book Ever
4 comments:
I got a 13 because I'm not familiar with Chicka Boom and the Best Word Book.
These are really hilarious. I like how the writers became less and less motivated as they progressed from "give a mouse a cookie" to "give a pig a pancake"--ending with just "one thing leads to another." My favorite is "Hippopotamuses celebrate their belly buttons."
I think that children's books should be another category in Beyond Balderdash.
Well done! You will probably have the high score, but Kate's pretty well-read so I won't count her out yet.
You win Catherine. I don't know any children's books published after 1985...also, I missed some of the classics. I think I got 8-9 of them.
K
I don't think I would've guessed Best Word Book Ever, even though we own it AND I had it as a kid.
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